Let's learn about Squimis's friends:
Let's learn about Squimis's friends:
Squimis has no friends, only subjects
Squimis is great for a lot of reasons. Here is our top 3 picks for Squimis's best traits:
Eyes that blink vertically
Eyes that blink vertically
I mean, c'mon. This is cool.
Perfect belly button
Perfect belly button
It's so round and bumpy. How could you not love this?
He's great at sitting
He's great at sitting
Puts his whole squoochie into it.
Reviews:
"Squimis is really top notch. I can't even begin to describe how much I love Squimis. He's so fucking cool". - yelrahc9
"I can't imagine a world without Squimis. He's my hero." - DietKnight
"Squimis, man. Just, Squimis." - WizardsIsAnAnimal
Squimis Will Protect His Own
Squimis Will Protect His Own
He'll scuttle and shake at any foe and ensure your safety. Squimis loves you.