Squanthem™

Squimis is mighty, Squimis is strong

With heart of pure gold, he can do us no wrong.

We look up to him gladly, with love in our hearts

And provide him with sweets, like pear almond tarts.

With his short little legs and vertical eyes,

Comparing to him, no one even tries.

As he scuttles and moves down his small merry way

He does little flips in a marvelous display.

From the North to the South, the East to the West

We all can agree, Squimis truly is best.

Crowds cheer as he passes when his face becomes known

And they hold him up high on his solid gold throne.

Yes, Squimis is good, so graceful and grand

He's the best all around, across the whole land

We'll follow his word and take it for law

For nothing but truth spills from his jaw.

Squimis is mighty and Squimis is strong

And we give him high praise throughout this whole song.

He shall not be scolded or checked in his powers

All-Mighty leader, we claim Squimis as ours.